Yabba Dabba OOOH!

Money is not the root to all evil

    I don't know who is the silly boy/ girl (come to mummy, mummy will exorcise you) who said that money is the root to all evil but i think that that fella is just born cynical.

    Money is almost everything. Only people who NEED it but can't get it, turn evil. So all the hypocrites, smart-alecs who agree to "Money is the root to all evil" please email me at qiutinger@gmail.com we can talk about how to transform your evil into good deeds.

    But first you gotta get me a car plus a chauffeur, so i can travel around to spread the love.

    Then i need a maid. I can't concentrate if i have to worry about cleaning up that toilet and vacuuming and mopping the floor!

    Next i will need a landed house. This is just so that i can feel the love myself first.

    Anyway, i'm really not in a fantastic mood. Wonder if you guys get this feeling like nothing is ever enough. There's never enough dough to go around, for EVERYONE you love, around you. Like you keep on feeling that becox you love them so much, they deserve more than what they have. And you keep trying to make things better for them. But most of the time, it's just futile, insane attempts.

    You know i was at this dinner where there were 120 over tables of guest (120 X 10 pax), i tweeted about it lah. So you guys can follow me on Twitter. Mainly for cute pictures of my doggy-babies =))

    My uncles organize this. EVERY year.

    And they have maybe a hundred of people or more running these events. I guess all of them gets paid in certain ways or means *shrugs* Don't know how they work. It's an event where everybody gets together to send offerings to God and ancestors to thank them for the blessing and to ask for more blessing. Everyone there is supposed to be a common friend / family friend / relatives. But i don't know 90% of them. So this event is basically nothing other than a fun sit-around for my family members and i.

    Okay, the roasted pork served is another story. It's SHIOK. Haha.

     They even engaged a getai performance show.

    And my sister made a comment.. Lamenting..
    "Rather spend so much doing these than taking care of our own people.."

    Then i told her..

    "Yah lor. If i have a lot of money, i will buy each of my four sisters a house. And then whatever business you all want to do, i will give you the money free of charge. And then i will bring papa and mum overseas and i'd buy a............" She stopped listening at the business part. Lol.

    But really, i'm thinking, one doesn't take care of his own people (family/ next of kins) but expects God to take care of everyone by throwing dinners and doing rituals like that.

    What is that? Okay i'm not saying we should start offering our cousins, aunties, uncles etc if they want to take our money since we have spare. Becox honestly, i am not extremely close to all my relatives but if they are in any sort of needy situation and i can help, i will.

    And to be able to help, i am definitely not gonna splurge my dough on events like that.

    Perfect example of missing God's point.

    God: Here, this is the budget i have for you to help people this year.

    Believer: Weeee~ I'm gonna throw a massive dinner to thank you!

    God: No worries, it's fine. Just take it to help the ones in need.

    Believer: Do you like getai or wayang?

    God: Oh no, no, i'm fine, really. Use the money for your uncle's second son's daughter medical fees.

    Believer: I'm gonna give you a kickass party. You like teochew Or-Nee or ice cream as dessert?

    God: You're not listening..

    Believer: *prays* God, please let me strike 4D so i can organise a bigger GRATITUDE party for you.

    Don't thank God when you're missing his intentions on the several blessings he gave you.

    But i can thank God =DDD

    I thank God for giving me healthy hands cox that allows me to type wonderful things and earn money from it to bring my dad for yummy food.

    I thank God for giving me a pretty-decent looking face so i can crap my way through and still have people reading the fruit of my healthy hands.

    I thank God for letting me host Budget Barbie. This is the most unexpected event that happened to me this year! And i thank god again for i was born a cheapskate like that. Haha.

    So anyway, money can be used to help A LOT of situations and people. So if you have plentiful spare, you can do something meaningful for the people around you that you REALLY care for (must be those who REALLY care back) and make their lives better.

    I won't think of donating to charity. C'mon lor, end up don't know where the money goes to one. Why should i contribute to someone's five-digit pay or first-class air tickets.

    I will be your nicest friend if i'm rich.
    So you can make me rich, then we'd naturally be friends like that. Good idea?


    Cheer up!


People Say I'm Nuts

    ...but really, I'm just a-corny. :-D (bad joke)

    A book came out yesterday from my FAVORITE author, David Sedaris, called 'Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary'. I bought it tonight, and I'm SO excited to read it. Seriously, if you haven't heard of him, or if you have, but haven't read any of his stuff yet, you seriously need to get on it. The man is a genius, and I've laughed more while reading his books or listening to him speak than I have at most comedians. His deadpan delivery and dry, self-deprecating humor will have you rolling, and I highly suggest, at the very least, LISTENING to one of his audiobooks. (My favorite is the Santaland Diaries, which chronicles his experience employed as an elf at Christmastime in a major department store) A while back, reader Shannon L. suggested that I do squirrel nails, and that got me thinking about acorns, and tonight, I joined both ideas together in honor of the new Sedaris book! :) The acorns turned out to be a funky version of a french manicure! (with lots of shading!! :-D)

    and my nails with my new book.... :-D

    I used American Apparel Palm Springs as a base, with butter LONDON Crumpet over it, then mixed OPI Ginger Bells with American Apparel Palm Springs and MAC Rich, Dark, Delicious for the tips, with a darker version of that mixture for the textured 'scales' on the acorn caps. For the shading on the acorn, I used a mixture of American Apparel Palm SpringsOPI Ginger Bells and MAC Rich, Dark, Delicious to shade, a mix of OPI Ginger Bells and American Apparel Palm Springs for the darker highlight, then pure American Apparel Palm Springs for the main highlight. For the thumb, I used OPI What's With the Cattitude? as a base, with American Apparel Palm Springs as a base for the squirrel, topped with OPI Ginger Bells, then a mixture of OPI Ginger Bells and MAC Rich, Dark, Delicious over that, then a few swipes of American Apparel Palm Springs around the eye, ear, and tail. For the eye, I used American Apparel Hassid, and for the grass I used CND Green Scene , L.A. Girl Army Green, and Pure Ice Wild Thing. Topped everything off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

    Stand on the magic star, and you can see Cher!!

Friki Tiki

    I've always loved the aesthetic of tiki masks, and the funky feel they have. I like the different face shapes and facial expressions that you can see on them, whether silly or scary, tiki culture is awesome!! Today's manicure is my interpretation of the wooden tikis that are often portrayed for parties and shindigs. :-D

    I used Color Club Best Dressed List as a base, then mixed with MAC Rich, Dark, Delicious to shade, and mixed with American Apparel Palm Springs to highlight. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

    Something I learned last night while making cookies- if you put chunks of caramel in cookies, you have to let them cool to remove them from the cookie sheet, otherwise you get a lot of broken cookies that you have to eat, because naturally, you can't give away broken cookies, now can you? (what, I think I've stumbled on a great idea here...more cookies for me!!)

Tarte Cosmetics Sale on ideeli!

    There is a Tarte Cosmetics sale on Ideeli today!! it ends at 11:59 PST (so, approx 24 hours from this post). There are check stains, brow kits, foundations, mascara, and other odds n ends. Decent prices, too! :)

    Check it out! Tarte Cosmetics Sale on Ideeli

Cross-hatching a Plan

    So I broke down and checked out the MAC Venomous Villains collection tonight at the Pro Store. Bad idea. I have far more willpower than I thought, because it's all super pretty!! The mineralized shadows from Maleficent's color story are crazy sparkly and beyond gorgeous. The three polishes are pretty too, though, as I'm sure you know, two are dupes for the Orly Cosmic FX collection. The third, however, is called Bad Fairy, and is a magenta foil duochrome that flashes an orange-red color. Super pretty. While in the Forum Shops, I also came across Inglot, there is a STORE AT THE FORUM SHOPS NOW! (that is my excitement typing) I've never seen any of their products in person until tonight, and let me tell you, everything I saw was crazy awesome, and once I have money again, that place is going to be Dangerous (yes, capital D). Anyway- today's manicure utilizes Bad Fairy (yes, I broke down, I'm not a saint :-P)

    I used MAC Bad Fairy as a base, with American Apparel Hassid for the crosshatch design. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

    This pictures don't do this polish justice. It's super shiny, sparkly, foily goodness.

How photoshop saved my life

    I started using photoshop like 5 years ago but REALLY suck at it when i just started. Tend to make myself look like an.. Alien. Ultra big eyes, small nose and even smaller chin. And one tone face becox i clone everything so lousily. Anyway.. Now i still like the big eyes, small nose look. Hehe. But point is, i think Photoshop sort of saved my life and stop me from killing myself umpteen times.

    My complexion now is fucked beyond belief. Yellow, pimply and sometimes it has pus on it. HAHA. Damn gross i know.

    And my left eye is droppey.

    My face is shaped like a man. Square jawline and prominent cheekbones.

    My nose is big and fleshy, the kind that people believe is good becox meaty nose brings wealth. I know, they should just go and die.

    My lips sometimes look too thick, other times look too thin. I don't even understand it.

    But this, this is perfection, to me. Hehe.
    Girl who looks like doll, holding doll, taking a picture, perfect.

    See this. And you'd go.......

    "WHAT THE FUCK THE CAO AUNTIE ON THE LEFT HOLDING THE DOLL DOLL FOR?! Act cute right!!! And her skin like my door mat lor! Er Xin!!! I think her nose is 3kg. And i can use her face in my O levels Maths, to measure right angles. Come! Lets snatch her doll doll!"

    Anyway, the one on the left is 100% un-retouched. Only cropped and resized the picture.

    So in many ways.. Photoshop really saved my life. And you can't deny, only the bloggers who bother to photoshop, are doing slightly more than significant.

    This doll belongs with me.

He's Got a Way With Murder

    We know him as Dexter, loving family man by day, serial killer that takes out the 'trash' by night. He's America's So-Called Favorite Serial Killer, and tonight IS the night... for the season premiere, that is. I'm one of the devoted followers of Dexter. Love the books, love the tv show. I actually SQUEALED when I saw the first commercial for this season on Showtime! Seriously. I re-watched the entire series AGAIN to prepare for tonight. :-D Lame? Perhaps. Awesome? Definitely. Today's manicure is devoted to the man who likes to dismember... Dexter Morgan. :) (I'd considered painting each nail a different color as an homage to the ice truck killer in the first season, but thought it wouldn't really be considered nail art, so I didn't) The cartoon Dexter on the thumb is a mash-up of Dexter Morgan, and the illustration style and some characteristics of Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory, I dug it when I first saw it, and thought it'd be a fun addition to an otherwise gory manicure. :)

    and the close-up/right side up picture of Dex on my thumb:

    I used Essie Bone Chilling White as a base, with A Beautiful Life Poison for the blood spatter and DEXTER logo. For the thumb, I used American Apparel Summer Peach for his face and neck, OPI Ginger Bells for his hair, Orly Snowcone for his eyes, and American Apparel Hassid to outline everything, with, again, A Beautiful Life Poison for the blood spatter on his face and collar.

    Did you watch Dexter tonight? It was a good one, for sure. I freakin' love this show!

Citi Mobile - Now it's your chance to win over Time, and a trip!

    You’ve seen how we had fun taking pictures with Citi Mobile in our hands, to everwhere! See it again here! Now you can do it too!

    But for those who doesn't wanna go through what i did, minus the running, the competition, the getting wet, the finding angle and being creative, you can STILL win a trip to Hong Kong!

    Simply Join Citbank Singapore in Facebook now and you might stand a chance to win the weekly air tickets giveaway to Hong Kong!

    All you need to do is to just to be a fan of Singapore Citibank in Facebook!

    To find out if you have win after becoming a fan, you need to take note of these dates!

    Draw 1: 24 September 2010
    Draw 2: 1 October 2010
    Draw 3: 8 October 2010
    Draw 4: 15 October 2010
    Draw 5: 22 October 2010
    Draw 6: 29 October 2010
    Draw 7: 8 November 2010
    One of these dates, could be your lucky day! ^.^

    If you're not gonna be satisfied with just Hong Kong, and you wanna stand a chance to win a trip to ANYWHERE in the world! Here's for you! But you gotta be creative! Refer back to our video again and take something out of the box with Citi Mobile in the picture! But STILL join as a fan and don't forsake the chance to win a trip to Hong Kong hor!

     1. Submit photo title/ caption and description. 

    2. Choose photo and upload.

     3a. Proceed to Citibank to submit details

     3b. Click on "Submit" to proceed.

    4. Enter particulars and submit to complete registration. 

    THING HERE IS!!! Even if you don't win a trip!
    There are still VERY attractive prizes up for grabs!

     Of course you wanna bio the trip to anywhere in the world,
    but you know, i'd be happy wity any of these!

    Don’t forget to be a fan of Singapore Citibank in Facebook and stand a chance to win a trip to Hong Kong weekly!

I'm Not the Villain Here!

About wishes

    Don't know how many of you believe in making wishes.. But i do. I mean, it's free.. That's one thing. But it gives you something to pin your desire on. It's something like goals, but more magical than that. Hehe. Also something like hope, but not so touchy-feely, artsy-fartsy-philosophy.

    So if there's a record on the wishes everyone in the world make, i'd probably be ranked top 100 wisher.

    Here's a list of the things that i wished REALLY hard for, for a long time.

    I wish for a okay pass for PSLE
    And i didn't study for it. The only time i revise was 30mins before exam.

    I wish that i will have hair nice enough not to have people tease me and call me names
    Artica is taking care of it now

    I wish for the guy i had a crush on for four years to like me back
    This never happen, but it's okay becox i just check him out in Fb, he look old and is quite plump now. LOL.

    I wish for a pass for O Levels
    And i didn't study for it either, except yes, 30mins before exam.

    I wish for better complexion
    Soon i'd tell you guys who's gonna be taking care of my rotten face!

    I wish that i would be able to send my parents for a short getaway before every year end
    Endorsement fee is goood =D

    I wish that i have bigger boobs for at least a while in this whole lifetime
    Don't wanna jinx it yet!

    I wish that i'd be a air stewardess
    I did, and then i sing, "Be careful what you wish for~ Cox you just might get it all~ You just might get it all~~~~~"

    And so far, all my wishes came true, and the rest are more or less gonna be realised soon. So i guess i'm really blessed. And god sent A LOT of angels to help me move forward in life. And they are the people around me. Sigh~ I feel so thankful like almost all the time. Becox you see ah, I DON'T THINK. Or i just can't think very hard. It's like nothing good ever comes out when i think too hard. So i guess i'm not very intelligent but i have the Almighty who has everything planned sweetly for me. No i got no rich family background, no ultra rich oldman boyfriend, and i am not even born with boobs. So everything given to me wasn't perfect, but i sort of think that everything else falls in place perfectly.

    And people around me means something. Even if it's the most casual encouragement they give, i appreciate it super a lot. Becox i always think that NOBODY NEEDS TO BE NICE TO YOU (me). So when people are not mean to me, i feel like, "Oh, that's bonus!" already.

    That kid is me! That's my 2nd sis.

    When i was younger, she was the one making (most of) my wishes come true! Barbie dolls!!! From kitchen set, to gym, to bedroom sets, she'd get everything for me! Gosh, i want to cry.

    This one.. I should wish that my mum would stop dabbing powder on my neck =S

    My P1 class photo =((( P1 and P2 were dark times..........

    Very very dark times. I can't speak or read much English, don't know maths, don't know what i was doing in a room filled with other children and different adults keep coming in to say different things and i'd get slap sometimes for not answering questions. And, i'm not likable fr obvious reason. Err.. Cox i was stupid?

    So everyday in school, I WISH FOR SCHOOL TO END, and then i can go home and watch TV. And my wishes come true, EVERY single time! ^.^

    I wish that Xiu Juan here will be my bestfriend back in primary school. And we became bestfriends! Becox we both LOVE to sing. Haha!

    Niao Niao and i =D

    I rem i was P5 or 6, and i wish that i was not so skinny becox one day after school while playing hide-and-seek, i look at my own hands and i was so disgusted, first time i noticed how the green veins pop out of my hands and i was grossed out lah. So i wish that i wasn't so skinny.

    And i wish that i will pass my PSLE without proper revision!!! So i did pass! 227 only lah. LOL. Eh but people say that year damn hard okay? LOLOLOL. I am a loser.

    Secondary one. I know, i should wish that i died then.

    AFTERMATH of WRONG WISH in P6. I put on weight and look like shit. PLUS, hair so gross even after it grew back from cutting botak. People told me my hair will grow out smoother and straighter after i cut botak. CCB it never lor.

    Secondary four.

    With BFF Phuaphua. I wished then that i would pass my O Levels even thou i sort of just refuse to study for it. LOL. And yeah~ I did! Not impressive thou. Just 13, 15 or something like that. Totally forgot.

    Poly year one.

    I wish then that i will have more pocket money and i did, i keep getting modelling job offers then. And i wished that i will be able to move on from the FAILED r/s with the CLJ first bf. And i did, i moved on a wiser person.

     18 year old. I wished that i'd lose weight so that i won't look like some auntie who given birth and decided to keep a head of curly hair. And i did! See below pic =DDD

     There! Lost weight! Bye bye baby fats! This is the last picture without photoshop.

     19, became air stewardess as wished. And picked up photoshop. HAHA.

    So.. That about all sums up the things that i wished for that came true. And i am so so so thankful for everything that's going on now. And going to happen soon. I thank the one up there, EVERYDAY. And he/she doesn't really have a name, but it's just someone up there i believe care a lot for me. Like.. Someone else that i believe in other than myself. Someone stronger than me.

    So.. Make wishes =))
    And make them come true! =D

    Going to end this post randomly..

    Wish that i'd look like Angelababy. Happened. LOLOLOL.


Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot

    I got my cootie shot.


    I survived day two at the new job- and let me tell ya, I'm outta job-shape, I can't remember ever being this exhausted after a day of work. So far, the job is great though, and the people are really super nice! :) (I hope they think the same about me too!) I'm debating what I can whip up in my oven to fully win them over though. :-9 Today's nails are just a random design. I liked the colors, and wanted to use them together, and this is what I came up with!

    I used butter LONDON Artful Dodger as a base, with circles and dots painted over it with MAC Rich, Dark, Delicious, Essie Alligator Purse, and the yet unnamed franken that I showed you yesterday. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

    Great, now I have that damn Jamie Kennedy song in my head. Whatever happened to Stu Stone?

A 'Bone to Pick

    Herringbone that is. Today's nail art is my interpretation of a herringbone pattern. I actually even frankened the base polish myself- it matches the wall pant of someone I know perfectly! I loved the color so much on the wall (I picked it out, natch) that I had to create a nail polish for my very own. :) I used a mixture of equal parts American Apparel Manila, American Apparel California, and a few drops of L.A. Girl Army Green.

    It matched my shirt (unintentionally):

    I used my franked polish, which I'm still undecided on calling, with MAC In the Buff to paint the lines to make the pattern. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

    About the job:

    I am now working for a real estate marketing company as a graphic designer! :) First day went great, other than freezing. Everyone seems really nice so far, too! :)

Fall-ing for You!

    Hey all!! Quick post today- I'm on a desperate hunt for my birth certificate, which has magically disappeared, and which I need TOMORROW. :-/ Not good. Anyway, today's manicure is to celebrate the first day of FALL!! (which, sadly, Las Vegas doesn't really have... it's just slightly less hot.) I used three autumnal colors over Incoco's Oscar Night nail appliques! (which saved my life when I had 1.5 hours to get showered, ready, do my nails, and get to my last minute interview!)

    I used Incoco nail appliques in Oscar Night, with Barielle Unraveled Rust, Essie Alligator Purse, and butter LONDON Minger marbled over it. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

    Wish me luck with finding the birth certificate!!

Awesome Graphic Designer Seeks Job

    UPDATE: I got a job!! Ironically, not from this post, but from a résumé that I sent out at the same time. They called me up right when they got it, and I interviewed this afternoon and GOT THE JOB!! :) YAY! Thank you all for your well wishes!!!

    Are you hiring?

    As many of my readers now, except possibly the new subscribers, I am, unfortunately, unemployed right now. When I started the project, I was a full-time graphic designer working as a slot machine artist here in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada. About 7 months into my yearlong project , I was let go due to some company restructuring. I've had about ZERO luck finding a job. No one here in Las Vegas is hiring, and most of the ads I read that are hiring, which are for service industry jobs in the casinos (bartenders, cocktail waitresses, hostesses), have a requirement of head shots, and suggest that applicants be models, actors, or dancers. I'm none of these things. I do like to work- and prefer to have too much to do as opposed to not enough. I'm quick and friendly. I like deadlines and challenges, and learning new things. I have knowledge of major design programs AND mixing drinks. I like people, and can talk to anyone, yet I'm still unemployed. Not fun. I've applied for design jobs, for typesetting jobs, for marketing jobs, for bartender jobs, and for server jobs to no avail.

    I know that plenty of people are in my same predicament, and trust me, I empathize.

    So in closing, I put this message out into the world. Hire me?

NYX Sale at Hautelook!

    I know that I've been posting sales every day this week, but it's apparently Beauty Week at Hautelook- so they're doing lots of great cosmetics/beauty sales!!! Today's sale is NYX Cosmetics, they have everything from brush sets and brush belts to chrome pigments, to eyeshadows and mascaras...and everything in between! They also have some KILLLLLER special effects eyelashes (perfect for fun looks AND Halloween!), palettes, huge kits and makeup sets, too!

    Check out the sale! NYX Sale on Hautelook!

Gleekin' Out

LORAC Sale on Hautelook!

    Wow- this is one of their best beauty sales yet- prices start at $3, and don't go over $10- and that's for palettes! Almost everything is under $5. Lots of lip products (mocktails, lipglosses, lipsticks, lip polish, etc.), a few eye shadows, some palettes, cheek colors, and some foundations. :-D WOOO!

    Check out the sale on LORAC sale on Hautelook!

My Pet Peeves - Outdoor

    You guys know i am generally quite nice. But people cannot get in my way. Cannot upset me. Cannot provoke me. Cannot be a slut and then turn around to call me a ah lian. But in any case ah lian got more integrity than cheena whore please. So i am generally nice, until people are not.

    These are a few more things that can make me otherwise, a very very nice, harmless, non-violent person.


    Human Blockbuster

    Do not bloody block my way. Do not block anybody's way. Do not stand put in the middle of nowhere and start using your cb phone when everybody needs to pass that space to get to somewhere else. Do not squat down to clean up your son's ice cream mess. YOU BRING YOUR PHONE, YOURSELF and YOUR SON TO ONE SIDE, and do your business there.

    Also do not stop in front of me to eat something, i will shove you from the back in hope that you choke on it.

    Worst thing is couple strolling. I HATE STROLLING COUPLES WHEN EVERYONE IS MOVING FAST IN A LIMITED SPACE. You want to stroll and stroke buttocks, go garden. And when people snarl at you, don't give them the "jealous people" look, we're not jealous, we're simply pissed. But honestly, it'd help it you are good-looking couple. Usually i get more pissed when the couple is ugly and less pissed if they couple is good-looking and then i'd think to myself, "Okay, fine. I give it to you since you guys are gonna add beautiful-looking human beings to the world" LOL.

    To counter this problem, i think there should be this device, where it's battery-operated. And when we wanna use it, we on it and it becomes HOT. And then we'd just press it against anybody blocking our way. It has to look like a cup of something, or a bowl of something so that it doesn't seem so intentional that we're out to hurt. Burn all the inconsiderately slow buggers.

    Act-cute Girlfriends

    You want to act cute to your bf, hit them while you shake your boobs and pout your lips, whiny punch them, tair them, pinch them, slice their dick whatever, okay, go ahead. DON'T WHISPER TO THEM WHILE OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT ME!!! When your bf turns back and look, you pretend to hit him. And then you both laugh. FUCK YOU UNDERSTAND?! It's not even funny, IT'S RUDE.

    It's rude to do that to anybody. I get this too often, i know it's becox most of the time i don't have makeup on, i dress in frumpy clothing and i look like a tall, undernourished transsexual with long hair. But if you wanna talk, TALK DISCREETLY. Don't pretend to talk discreetly when you enjoy everyone else attention by laughing out loud and covering your cb mouth while whispering into your bf ears.

    It's almost like i got harassed, raped  and cheapened by somebody's eyes and words, right in my face everytime this happens. And i get the same thing even when i dress up. It's like act-cute childish girlfriends will always think it's cute to laugh uncontrollably at some other girls. IT'S NOT CUTE, OKAY? Your bf will cheat on you. Laugh about that. And you will get pregnant at 16. Laugh about that. And you will fail your N/O levels, LAUGH ABOUT THAT.

    Qio, Qio lan ah.

    Needy MRT commuters who hint the wrong passenger for seat.

    I know this whole thing about priority seats for people who need it more than us. And i am all up for that. But if you are a commuter in need today, PLEASE GO HINT SOMEBODY WHO IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE PRIORITY SEAT, AND HINT THAT FELLA TO GIVE UP THE SEAT THAT'S RIGHTFULLY YOURS. Okay?!?!??!!

    Don't hint me when i bounced to the end station just to get a prime seat, which is in the centre of the row of seats, furthest seat possible from the priority seats. So if there's anybody that should give up seat to you, it should start from the outside.

    Please tell your grandma, grandpa, grand aunt and your pregnant sister / friends, don't hint the wrong people for seats. It's the thick-skinned people sitting on priority seats!!! It's them!!! Please......... Inform them. It's like i can't even count how many times i have to give up my prime seat to pregnant ladies or old ahpeks / ahmas. And then i'd feel the hatred when i am standing there, looking at the bastard sitting at the priority seat and trying to figure out where he might be injured. And EVERYTIME, EVERY SINGLE TIME, they are perfectly fine except skin too thick. So then i'd curse that something will happen to them, so that they will actually deserve the priority seats. Like maybe the guy will get pregnant or grow REALLY old tomorrow or simply, break a leg or two =D

    Smokers walking out of the lift, smoking

    Nuff said. You will get final stage lung cancer for being stupid and for being a killer =)) You will.

    Taxi with GREEN top light on but won't stop becox got cheena whore in front seat with him.

    Okay lah, any taxi that has green light on, but won't pick up passenger is guilty. WHY THE FUCK YOU DON'T CHANGE TO BUSY OR SOMETHING?! Green light gives people false hope! I usually only start cursing the 4th taxi onward that comes along with green light but doesn't stop. Hahaha.


    I don't know how to describe how i feel towards Q-Cutters. Thing is if somebody ask if they can cut my queue, i'd most probably say yes. Becox if they have the guts to ask, they must be really desperate to hurry. But people who cut my queue for food, taxi or any sort of queue for that matter, i think other than the fact that they have really bad up-bringing, they will end up with some sort of unimaginable karma. It's like i never seen them again in my life, i guess something really bad must have happened.

    Don't stop me from cursing them, you all should start by stopping people who cut Q. You know i am NEVER kind to people who cut Q. I give them this cold, heartless stare everytime. And i promise myself that i would rather save a dog, a hamster, a goldfish from drowning than them, if i have a choice. This is how much i hate them. Becox they are generally very shameless. If they can eat into people's advantage for their own benefit just like that, imagine what kind of people they are at work and as a friend. Eeeew.

    To counter this, somebody just gotta tell them where the Q is. And if they bua bodoh, then go tell the cashier, please. If the cashier allows or doesn't care, then it's no longer the Q-cutter fault, now it's all about making the cashier lose his/ her job OR it's time to win some complimentary voucher by writing complaint letter. LOL.


    SCREAMING KIDS that are not so cute to start with.

    All i could think of is to SLAP them till they STFU. But. It's just wrong......... To use violent on children.. I know.. So, I think kids who scream too excessively should wear a muzzle =)))) I know right, i can be so smart sometimes =D And parents who allow their not-so-cute kids to run around crazy and scream like wild hyenas, you deserve a death penalty. Confirm. If you ever wanna die, i'd gladly say yes, but please foster your kids to a new family first. A family that can bring them up to be normal human. Cox obviously, you're failing that part.

    But cute kids screaming and dancing, that's totally fine ^.^ That's quite cute actually.

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    So please please please, we can make our place a more pleasant place to be. Start reproducing with only cute and good-looking people but if that's so hard, just be a little more considerate.

You're Getting Sleeeeeeepppppyyy

    I love black and white nail art, in fact, those were the colors that I did all of my nail art with when I was younger and had just started playing with designs. Today is a bit of a throwback to that, I did a hypnotic black and white swirl!

    Tonight I went to The World Series of Comedy's first night here in Vegas, I laughed my ass off, my face hurts from laughing. (no jokes about my face killin' you, either!) Hopefully my friend Mike places in his show tonight, so he moves on!! :) Cross your fingers!

    I used Sally Hansen Professional Lavender Cloud as a base, with American Apparel Hassid for the black design. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

    Now that you're good and hypnotized, send all your cash to me. :)

Stila Sale at Hautelook!

    Hey all you makeup lovers like me! Hautelook is having a Stila cosmetics sale today and tomorrow! There is Barbie stuff, and smudge pots, lipglosses, eyeshadows, palettes, tools, etc. you name it! From what I saw, most is at least 50% off, some is much cheaper than that!

    Check it out! Stila sale on Hautelook!

Artica does a better job

    This is me in Budget Barbie Ep3. Haha. Everybody love my hair!!! And i did it at Artica right before filming just to prove to people that i can look close to my pictures, OKAY! Screw you all.

    I thought people started loving me becox of my hair in Ep 3.

     But no, Ep4 is out and everyone (except a few unwise resistant ones, LOL) loves me.
    Watch Ep4 here!

    I don't know if it's becox now i'm okay to let people know how much a fool i can be..

    Or it's simply becox my luck is pretty alright now. LOL.

    You gotta watch out for the fan part. I love wind, i do!!!
    Wind let us air our armpit and wind makes us look chio.

     Ep four you get to see most of the items modeled by me. Lol.

     And win this green crop tee in this episode!

    Remember to leave comment with registered account hor.

    Or you can win this usagi band along with three hair bows.
    Same thing, leave comment ^.^

    So i guess people like me for me. Not just my hair but if my hair is always flat and dry, i think that'd be enough reason for a hater to leave a hate comment. Haha!

    Straight hair doesn't make me look barbie-y *snort*

    So Juno comes to the rescue~ ^.^
    As usual!!! He's always so dedicated lor. Can see he's blowing on my hair right?
    So i don't get hot hair on my scalp or face.

    And this time, you don't see black chanel-inspired bag. Lol.
    I change already, fake longchamp my sister got for me. Hahaha!

    With the best hairstylist in the world!!!

    And Nic blowing my fringe. I NEED TO LEARN how to do that for myself!
    It's like immediately i have Jap side-sweep fringe.

    And the end-result~ VOLUME HAIR with nice curls~~

    Love my hair so much i am going to marry myself.

    Unbelievable. LOLOL. HOW! I LOOK SO CHIO HERE!! So chio i think i can never get a chioer picture of myself in this whole life! Haha!

    Artica at Far East Plaza #04-82
    Contacts: +65 6836 2891
    Email: articahairstudio@gmail.com

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