QWeekly - My Tonged Fringe and i

To start the week i went shopping with Mich at Toa Payoh and Bishan for Budget Barbie after their trip to the fortune-teller. Turns out all both of them (Zhen and Mich) will only have 2-3 and 1-2 good friends in their life, respectively. LOLOL.

So i buay paiseh assume that i must fill in one slot in each of their miserable 1-2, 2-3 good friends. Therefore, they have to be very nice to me ^.^V If i don't friend them, their life would be very miserable. 1-2 friends would become 1. 2-3 becomes 2 only =((( Hahaha!

Bishan J8 really was kinda *yawns* the only good thing is Nature Republic is there and their nail colours super SWEET!!! =D

Lunchner at J8 and durian at TPY =DDDD Michelle i love you!

But don't do it! Uncle very old already. LOLOL.

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Highlight for the week is i happen to discover how to tong my fringe. Lol. You know how rebonded fringe ALWAYS, after a while, ends up straight and stiff? And flat.

Like this.

Okay say really, main point of this picture is i don't know where to put it in, but it's quite chio so i just bluff bluff say "oh, like this, the fringe so ugly" Lolol.

I've had this problem for years, since i started rebonding. SO! This discovery is actually a big part of my life. Lol. Curled-inwards, pong pong fringe = make my face seemingly smaller. Nice!

So nice i must camwhore with it. My virgin tonged-fringe. Lol.

This is me not long after makeup.

Still got falsies on.

Drop already. Lol. Less than like 2 hours.

I really suck at doing it or my cheap eyelash glue is really lousy.

I didn't bother to PS on eyelashes for this picture becox flowers plus top light (whic sort of resemblance sunlight) so i reckon i should act au-natural also. Lol. 有沒有在花園奔跑的感覺? LOL.

Got home and camwhore somemore. That's when i took the picture on the top of this post.

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Sophie and i were invited to a four-course dining experience organised by McDonald's and i was really curious what's it gonna be!

Soph and i thought they were trying to be funny you know, like appertizer = apple dipper, main = burger, one side = french fries and dessert = McFlurry. Lol.

Both of us really quite hardcore McDonald's fan. Okay i'm hardcore fast food fan to be exact.

Our belated VDay dinner. Lolol.

Look at the effort put in! Okay the ones you'd get to try is the salad, and the burger which is the NEW, YUMMY, JUICY, Chicken McGrill! It'd be launched on the 1st of March so wait for it!

I was so happy that night with all the live jingle-singing and dance i want to cry ='( Lolol.

I very self-centered. In my thoughts i tell myself, "for all the childhood years that you wanted a McDonald's party like your other friends but never had, and for all the McDonald's parties your friends had but didn't invite you, THIS IS FOR YOU"

Lolol.

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For that dinner at Macs, i brought along my new bag from TheBlogShop =DDD

They have super stunning designs for their apparels and bags!

For retails/ wholesale, you would wanna check out TheBlogShop!

Olive You, Leopard!

I love weird leopard print color combinations, and this one is no exception. Its colors remind me of green olives with the pimentos in them, sitting in the jar waiting to accompany some poor schmuck's gin.

I can't take credit for this color combination, to be honest, I saw a rug that had the pattern, and I adored it (I wish I had bought it!) so I snapped a picture knowing that it would find its way onto my nails at some point. I love the 'gradient' (ok not so much a gradient as a color change) from the tip of the nail to the cuticle edge. The color of the orange shows up really red in the pictures, but its more of a burnt orangey red in real life. I think someone needs to develop one of them so I don't have to mix it. (think Essie Alligator purse, but more orange than red)

Anyway, on to the nails- for now all I have are pictures from the iPhone, because my camera is MIA right now. Hopefully I find it tonight, so I can take a picture of them with a real camera before they get destroyed by acetone. :)

I used American Apparel California Trooper> as a base, with American Apparel MacArthur Park for the green, and a mix of Essie Alligator Purse and China Glaze Life Preserver for the orange. Topped it all off with 2 coats of Seche Vite top coat.

YOUR BRAND IS NOT SPECIAL

How do i bold the title in blogspot? I can't?

Okay.. Then you have..

If i'm really cool, i would end the post with this picture and then direct it to the blogshop that just pissed me off big time.

But i'm not cool, i'd like to rant.

You should read this post now. I wrote it November last year, totally pissed with blogshops who try their luck with me.

I don't know how the trend of blogshops is turning now, but i believe half of them are decent entrepreneurs, while the other half of them are a bunch of bitches and assholes who can't work with anyone else, and thus setting up a blogshop is the hope for them. You know, to grow it and make it into a bigger business so they can just make a comfy living from it and not have to work with anyone else since nobody likes them.

So not all blogshops are bad but i'd tell you one bad one. Later.

Leaving those who put in more effort doing exclusive self-manufactured collections aside, and leaving those who are just making a living buying and selling stuff after picturing them, KNOWING that their business is a buy-package-sell business, leave these two category of blogshop owners aside cox they are just making a living like anyone else.

The irritating ones are the ones who does the exact same thing as above, but would rave and rave about how distinguished their business is, how extensive their marketing strategy is, and for that, me as a blogger should be glad and thankful to have a chance to help them advertise on my blog.

Every now and then i get emails to ask if i'm keen for sponsorhsip, in return i just have to do simple credit on blog/ tweet about it. I turn them all down now becox i am very happy with what the current sponsors are offering me as a sponsorship, a real sponsorship with a very significant number of outfits a month.

Having said that, please don't email me to ask for sponsorship of one piece/ two piece per month. That's not sponsorship, that's YOU THINK I AM CHEAP.

Err.. Okay lah, to be fair, i am quite cheap, but my blog is not. My blog traffic is not cheap. How? Sounds arrogant not? But it's true. Moving on..

So i've been getting emails from blogshops that offers shitty deals to me, in return for me to blog for them. I've replied ALL of them nicely becox they are only putting it in a way, "Please help us" not hardcore in a way "Help us if not it'd be your loss"

So the breaking point that leads to this post is this email i just saw.

That would have cost you $300 already.

But i'd read on, maybe they'd offer to pay since they stated "Benefits"

So here's the irresistable benefits..

So you mean if i do so much, i'm not even a confirmed-ambassador?? I have to wait til i blog for a few launches and then you decide how i perform before you make me an ambassador?! Okay maybe be your ambassador i'd be paid like $500 - $1000 a month, i'd read on! To see what's the benefits of a AMBASSADOR!

Deng deng deng!

So all in all, NO MONEY for me, A LOT OF WORK for me to do, and i get what? Clothes only? And 10% discount of what you didn't picked to give me that i want to buy?

Oh no, how can i forget!!!

I GET TO BE THEIR AMBASADOR!!!! =DDD

THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS ENDORSEMENT IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!!!

Weeeeeee~ I'm so thrilled i'm gonna piss my pants jumping and dancing and laughing!!!

NOT. So i replied. And she replied.

35 is a whole number for all the sponsored clothes i'm allow to get per month from TheBlogShop, The199Shop and a couple of others.

So this is it, i'm pissed, and i don't wanna be pissed for the same reason again.

You want to do business, you either be creative or you fork out money. In most cases, you have to be creative, AND fork out money. Creating a make-believe high and mighty ambassadorship is LOUSY and insulting for the blogger you approach. Correction, for the MORE KNOWN BLOGGER you approach.

Say really, why do i need to be your ambassador when more people will know about your brand through me than know me through your brand?

If i am, you gotta pay me for it.

And main point of this whole thing is, i am not alone. Many other bloggers get the same shit, over and over again and it's more often than not, from blogshops.

I don't care if it's becox younger/ bitchier/ more tactless people are starting up blogshop or they genuinely think that their brand is so exclusive and special, wait, one more time..

This shall serve as a reminder to the tactless blogshop owners =D It's okay, don't need to thank me.

Just remember, when you think "Oh, my blogshop is the most special, i'm gonna go approach some bloggers to see if they'd agree with me and suck it up to my request for them to blog for free. I'd just give them one or two pieces of my ultimate chio and unique outfits for them to camwhore in" when you think like that..

THEN YOU FUCKING COME BACK AND READ MY BLOG, YOU GIVE MY BLOG ONE HIT, I GIVE YOU AN IMPORTANT REMINDER.

That's a good deal.

One outfit for my $300 post with my TRUE OPINIONS, is not a good deal.

Small time, medium time, big time bloggers, c'mon leh, don't spoil market. Lol. One outfit and you're a a sellout?! Think about it, your readership for a base cost of $10-$15 each item?!

Then you have to makeup and take pictures! Photoshop also is an effort please??? And then you have to pen down your TRUE OPINIONS about it leh?! ALL IS WORK WORK WORK. Don't do it for free unless it's a great deal that you need! Think about it!

Don't spoil the blogshop owners. Cox when you do, they think i'd pamper them too, and then in the end they get shit from me, and everybody is not happy. Lol.

And for all fellow bloggers who gets the same shit and feel equally insulted, i give you free rights to attach this picture to the ridiculous blogshop owners, as a short and sweet reply =D

QPX follow-up session! =DDD

For those who have no idea what is QPX yet, SEE HERE!

So i went back for my follow-up session of QPX at ONLYAesthetics and this time, i got started on Brazillian QPX too!!!

OMG SO FREAKING HAPPY CAN?!?!?!

If only everyone open up on how hard is it to shave our privates =SSS

It's actually also kind of dangerous!!!

Like, what if i cut myself by accident?!

So when ONLYAesthetics offers me Brazillian QPX i'm like "TAKE!!!!"

On the way to the Holland Village outlet..

I really should start combing my hair. And at least put on concealer when i head out cox my "photoshop au-natural face into something pleasant" mission kinda fail.

The cool shades!

Underarm first..

Then finally brazillian QPX!!

Think about it! After a few sessions (depending on individual) you will be permanently hairless down south and at your underarm! You wear what also don't need to worry about stubs, about unsightly hair that you forget to shave.

Get rid of these useless hair!!! Please!!!

Must be honest with you guys that for the Brazillian QPX, the process has more sensation than underarm but it's DEFINITELY THE CASE cox it's more sensitive down south than your underarm, right?

It's like a numbing sensation thou, not like a painful sensation.

But it's done pretty soon and afterwards.. *whispers* pubic hair no more!

=DDD

Give ONLYAesthetics a call today!

Per session rate ONLY for my readers:
$55 for brazilian
$55 for half of both legs (either both calves or both thighs)
$25 for underarms
$25 for half of both arms
$15 for upper lips (gosh damn sad some girls really need this, i got a bit, but not that bad)

Dee Tee Eee

No good title to start the post becox if i really do, it'd be "XIAXUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lolol. Then i'd sound psychotic. Which.. I am not....? Lol.

So i thought of the names, Wendy, Sophie, Qiuting. And i feel left out. All the name that ends with a "ie" or "eee" sounding, just sound good.

Then again, when i was waiting in restaurant years ago, i was addressed as Q.T.
So i am QTeeeee YAY!!! ^.^V

YAY~~~ Sophie and i arranged to meet at TheBlogShop to collect some clothes but we both forgot City Plaza outlet is only open on Monday, Saturday, Sunday! We are pigs. So we still end up at City Plaza.

But highlight of City Plaza trip is that some shop owner say Soph and i look like sisters *do river dance*

Lol. I don't care how Soph feels at all. Lol. I don't care if the feeling is not mutual. I AM HAPPY TO LOOK LIKE SISTERS WITH HER. Lolol. And i don't care if the shop owner has serious eye sight problem.

Then Soph and i head town to get something for her friend.

And i swear that after this post i won't post anymore ugly fish-eye effect shots of the people around me. If not i might lose everyone around me, plus i will lose readership becox everyone on my blog suddenly become very ugly. But hahaha.. Look at Sophie!!!

LOLOLOL!!!! How, Soph! You should be proud to look like sisters with me!

I look chioer than the you in this pic!

Hahaha!!! Sophie ugly!!!

Shameless female adults camwhoring on MRT.

And then Wendy join us for dinner in town! At some Cantonese cuisine restaurant.

But it's not there anymore~ The duck drumstick bottom. Becox..

The most professional blogger grabbed it first, THEN, take picture. LOLOL.

SOLID PROOF!!! Blondie, Snowflake tattoo, chio white bb, chipped-off pink nails. Lol.

你跑不掉的!!! Lolol.

I feel like she might hate me for this. Okay nevermind, i have a cuter one.....

Say: Ta dang~ =DDD Lolol.

No other big-eye contact lens can beat this one. Lolol.

Remember how i take secret snapshots of Sophie and do pervy captions?! LOL.

Now i'm doing the same thing to Wendy!

I like her fair lol. Don't care if she always go sun-tan.

They ask why i go out with them every time no makeup. The truth is i go out with anyone (bf included) also no makeup unless i feel hiao that particular day. Lol.

But becox i love both of them i promised to put on FULL makeup (minus colour contacts cox i don't know how to put!) and dress up hiao-hiao the next time we go out.

But even without makeup, i do think i am the fairest of them all in Fisheyeville.

Haha.. =D

Sophie doing personal attack on me, somehow.

Yes, cover it up., we're friends again. Lol.

Random shot of birdcages in the restaurant. So that i don't insult my quater-pro camera by using it only to take self-shots and fish eye shots.

After food, some go poop, some go pee, some go floss. Lol. And all done in toilet.

Only Sophie despise girls taking pictures in toilet =(( She never even yisi yisi take out her phone to snap pics lor! Can tell she despise us, from this picture. Lolol.