Teeth Whitening and.. QPX Painless, Permanent hair removal!!!!!!!!!

    I have been bugged by this two problems for the looooongest time! YELLOW TEETH and A LOT OF ARMPIT HAIR THAT GROWS IN LIGHT SPEED.

    And sometimes i don't get it, why so unfair one!

    See, i don't drink coffee, hardly drink coke, i don't smoke, i don't drink red wine, WHY DO I HAVE YELLOW TEETH?!

    And, i am a girl, WHY DO I NEED HAIR AT MY ARMPITS?! What are armpit hairs good for?

    Eyelashes is to protect our eyes from dust and all.

    Nostril hair is to trap dust, and the dust becomes pi sai, and then we can pick (or dig) our nose and then play with the pi sai a bit. If situation calls for, we can use pi sai as weapon on bitches! So, nostril hair is actually very useful!

    Pubic hair is to turn off rapist.

    SO, WHAT IS ARMPIT HAIR GOOD FOR?!

    Okay, maybe if it's kept long enough, also can keep off rapist. Lolol. BUT considering large number of men still visiting Geylang (you know what i mean? This certain nationality, their girls, love their hair), maybe long armpit hairs also not that turn-offish. So armpit hair cannot ward off horny rapist.

    With this, i conclude, ARMPIT HAIR IS TOTALLY USELESS!

    And i don't know how many of you have these problems..

    If you shave your armpit hair, you cannot wear sleeveless for two consecutive days. Unless you don't mind stubs. Or unless you shave very closely and risk skin-irritation. NO MATTER what kind of shaver you use or what kind of shaving cream / foam you apply, it'd be itchy cox you might have cut your skin.

    If you pluck, there will be a down time of 3 days before all the hairs are grown long enough for you to pluck once and for all. If you pluck whatever grows out first, you'd have to keep plucking everyday.

    If you epilate, you're a sadist cox it's painful. Hahaha!

    Okay so by now, you can gauge how much hair i have at the armpits =(( Like a man, or worst.

    I know of girls who only have like countable strands of armpit hair!!! Like 3 or 4 only. WTF SO UNFAIR!!!!!!

    Okay, story over. Haha no lah, i can't wait to show you guys pictures!

    You guys might have seen this entry about Big Deal, they basically gets you big discount and savings for everything! From dining, to holiday, to health and fitness and now, they got me a GREAT DEAL to ONLY Aesthetics!

    When i saw this, i was screaming, I WANT!!! $25, crazy then don't want!!!
    Painless some more!!!




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    I visited the Holland Village outlet but they have many other outlet as well!
    Call them to find out!

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    The inside.. Bright and clean!!! Yet very cosy!

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    I'm doing the QPX underarm hair removal first becox i was told it's gonna be super fast!

    QPX (Quad Pneumatic Therapy) is an FDA approved latest technology that provides painless hair removal treatment with long term results. Killing hair follicles to prevent future growth, the non-invasive treatment is fast and effective with no side effects or downtime needed.

    DON'T TELL ME WHO ELSE WHERE ELSE offering unlimited number of times for underarm IPL, think, WHY do you need unlimited number of times? 10 times not enough? 15? 20? Enough not? I give you 30 times lah! Why so not-power?! Hahaha! Think. Think. Think!

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    Start with my right arm first! I am not going to blow up and show you the hair beneath the skin, the little mini polka dots at my armpits, hahaha.. DON'T go and rip this picture and blow up.

    Less than two minutes or actually just one minute (IT'S DAMN FAST!!!), my right armpit done! And it's really not painful at all! It's just like you'd get a bit taken aback when the first pulse goes off. Like a camera flash.
    Haha! I don't know how more graphic i can describe this to you, just imagine PAK!!! *flash * BAM, 50 follicles injured. Hahahaha!!! DIE!!! ARMPIT-HAIR HOLDERS, DIE!!!

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    Left armpit!

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    One minute, done!

    I SUPER HAPPY!!!!!!! Imagine, a few more session, i'd be armpit-hairless!!! =DDD
    I can wear anything i want, and be confident to hold the hand ring on MRT when i wear sleeveless! AND, i can have the Beyonce groove and style!

    See!


    One armpit showing? NOT ENOUGH!
     She gives you two nice and smooth armpits!
     This picture shall be my motivation. WHAHAHAHHA!
    Kissable / lickable armpits, how nice!

    Next time instead of stretching out my hand to introduce myself, i'm gonna raise my arms. I SWEAR. Hahahaha!!!

    Now you must be thinking, CONFIRM very expensive right?! NOOOOooo~!!!!! ^.^ Good news for you if you've been bugged by useless armpit hair, like i was!

    Students 18 and above can refer friends and earn ONLYdollars to exchange for hair removal sessions.
    Each friend referred that does a QPX permanent hair removal session with ONLYaesthetics entitles you to $5 ONLYdollars.
    So in other words if you refer 5 friends to do hair removal within the next 30 days you will receive $25 ONLYdollars to exchange for a FREE session of underarms hair removal. This is one plus point but even if you want to pay cash, IT'S STILL VERY CHEAP!!!

    For non-student, it's still $25 (for a limited period of time) if you mention that you read my blog, so NO EXCUSES! DO IT! It's understandable that permanent hair removal is somewhat still an expensive treatment elsewhere and most people have to resort to waxing.
    And think about it!!! THIS HAIR REMOVAL, IS... PERMANENT!!!
    No more unsightly armpit hair please!!! And waxing causes ingrown hairs, loose skin (cox of the ripping off of the holding material) and so troublesome! Have to keep til a certain length before you can wax it off! But with QPX, you shave clean to go for the treatment! =D

    The people at ONLY Aesthetics also does teeth-whitening! And they know i'm looking to try out for the first time and they're nice enough to offer!!! =DDD

    So in one same day, within minutes, i injured my armpit hair follicles, and then i'm gonna bid yellow-brown teeth goodbye!!!

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    Yes, i have been photoshopping my pictures. Not now thou, everything might be touched, but not my teeth colour. And my teeth isn't this neat, i touched it up a bit!

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    The arrows refers to the group of teeth-shades, not the particular one.

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    Omg i look so good with shades right??
    Cannot believe i look most chio in 3D movie-theater.

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    Hahahaha! You know it, i still think i look cute like this ^.^V

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    I think this is to protect the gum!

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    Hehe.. Say really, i look quite cute like this right?

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    Add some cream and shine it with SUPER light. Hahaha!

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    And then light-bathe it. Two or three rounds of this and we'd be done!
    I forgot two or three rounds becox i fell alseep -.-"

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    And this is the before and after!!! =DDD

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    Same thing, teeth colour untouched at all!!! =DDD
    Cleaner, brighter, A LOT LESS yellow!!!!!!! ^.^.^.^.^

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    And for the next 48 hours, i have to avoid these..

    So i ask on Twitter what food is white and super flavorful. Twitterors damn free, reply me with WHOLE LOT of food list! From tofu, to white cheddar cheese to white rice with a lot of salt. WHahahhaa!!!

    And teeth whitening cost $288 at ONLY Aesthetics FOR MY READERS!!!
    Usual price is $999. Wtf you save so much reading me!!!


    ONLY Aesthetics believes in bringing the latest aesthetic treatments to everyone and not just the high society. So this means affordability plus equal level of comfort, professionalism and dedication, that you and i can get! =DDD

    If you're smart and wise, call or visit them NOW! No girls should suffer the armpit hair curse!

    I'm gonna hold a demonstration and parade down Orchard Road shouting "DA SI ARMPIT HAIR! DA SI ARMPIT HAIR!" It means to beat the death out of armpit hair. Hahahaha!!!

    Why? Only i appreciate my jokes huh?
    GO AWAY. YOU GOT ARMPIT HAIR, DON'T TALK TO ME. WHahahahahhahahahhaha!

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    P/S: It's the second day after having done teeth whitening and underarm QPX. My teeth is even whiter than the first day it was done and my armpit hair is not growing (yet) when it usually grows out every half a day!

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