CNY for me is..

    So i'm back!!! I hope you're still here *guilty face* Sorry i was saying! I need to earn lotsa money for CNY! And it's becox..

    1) I have to spend more, A LOT more than what i'd receive for CNY, on CNY. Gotta buy the biggest can of abalone for my dad X 2 cans. Lolol. Just to beat the rest of my 4 sisters. But then this is really a bit silly cox end of the day, they happy only. Cox everybody gets to eat more abalone! Which, is still a good thing! Yeah we love fighting for it during steamboat time! Haha!

    2) I gotta go play bumper car (at least two rounds!!!! =DD) at Ang Bao River. One ride is 3 tokens. One token is $2. Also i gotta try like five rounds at the digum stalls, before i realise my aiming/ throwing/ shooting skill sucks. One round is 2 - 3 token. So you get the drift. Fun will cost. AND WAIT, the shit part is i'm not the only one playing!!! Ah Bong (my nephew) is playing too and he's super niao one, he won't use his own ang bao money one lolol. So i'd probably end up paying for him.

    3) Aside from bumper car rides.. Each and every year i'd be taunted to play other rides. Which is REALLY STUPID. One, it'd eat into my already sad amount of ang bao money. Two, i'm just scared lah okay. Lol. The first time i gave in and said okay was when i thought that that ride looks REALLY harmless. It was just a few flying elephant thingy, and they were just going round and round, and very mildly, up and down as they go round.

    And then right after the ride, i puked. I was slightly less than 10 yro. I remember cox my sister (3 years younger than me) was so so so so small then! And she is a cb who LOVES all these rides. Omg why am i so angry. LOLOL. I'm angry cox she will always think she very super li hai just cox she dares to play these rides!!! "Come lah! I also dare already! Why you don't dare!" Bitch please, my life is super precious. LOL.

    So i stayed off all rides other than bumper car rides. Until i was..

    This big. I'm guessing this was when i was either 15 or 16. More likely 16. Taken at Ang Bao river.
    And this is a horse but when i took the picture of this picture with my iPhone, the light reflected on the horse and made it look like it's a ugly unicorn that i was sitting on. Lol.

    So yeah. That night i agreed to my first (and last) pirate ship ride. WORST CHOICE EVER. I couldn't enjoy the snacking and supper afterwards cox i was so nauseous and giddy lololol. And felt like a total loser cox after the pirate ship ride, my sisters went on with other rides. And i was just looking sick and sad, standing around with my parents, waiting for the rest to be done.

    Why do i do this to myself~~~ Why do people do this to me!!! Don't taunt me!!!!!!! I AM NOT A HUMJI, it's my body's fault. Lolol. If you ask me, without having to factor in my body, i'd say i'm a fearless person in the heart and soul. LOL. Okay, not really.

    One ride is 4 - 5 tokens at least. So i'm gonna have to cater for these rides in case i feel like a bad ass and i agree to play. Lol. So all in all, i have to spend a lot of money at Ang Bao River!!! Still got food leh? The food there is all sold at ridiculous prices one! But once a year, so.. Bah!

    4) Ang Baos for my parents.

    5) Taxi fare up and down Punggol - Bugis - Punggol for five days at least.

    6) CNY celebration with the girlfriends =DDD

    7) MORE new clothes for Baby Yurou =DDD

    8) I don't really have anymore points but i thought 8 pointers sounds more prosperous so yeah lol.

    Okay that's all! Now is camwhore time~ Lol.

    Did this makeup for the Love, Bonito ad you'd see below.
    The 'wings' at the end of the eyes. I really anyhow draw cox i don't know how people get the nice and clean-cut kind!!! But i thought mine turned out pretty nice also =DDD Lol.
    Yeah that's why both sides turned out different from each other =( One side more thick, one less.

    But doesn't matter! Cox you can fix problems like these easily!!!

    Just follow these steps:

    1) Look at the picture

    2) Squint your eyes

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    How? Prettier right!!!!!!!!!!!!  HAHAHHAHAA.

    Can't even tell the unbalanced eyeliner applied on both sides =DDD

    How you look at things will decide how happy/ unhappy you are.

    Lol. OMG. Did i just say something intelligent and deep again?!?! =OOOO

    It just came so naturally and i didn't need to quote iheartquotes or girlquotes O.O

    #Notsureif i'm a natural philosopher or troll


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